chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2023:  12:57:03

titillate the sun/sin bathing church ladies.

I’ve never mooned

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/28/2023:  09:42:33

so many folks before and setting a new record as well.

If they

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/28/2023:  10:28:27

had sold tickets to that event I’d have made several dollars.

After paying taxes

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/28/2023:  10:42:44

I can’t afford to pay attention.

My boss cut my pay

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/28/2023:  13:51:02

in half last week saying the company I keep cost to much.

He needs to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/28/2023:  14:43:57

ride his Honda Goldwing to Sturgis SD during Bike Week.

Maybe

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/28/2023:  14:55:10

he will trade it in if he don't get thrown out first.

If he

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/28/2023:  15:58:34

gets a sidecar he can pick up a stoned hitch hiker.

Too many bikers

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/29/2023:  08:11:16

are posers these days.

Just because

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/29/2023:  17:09:19

you play the part doesn't mean you are.

If you

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2023:  17:24:18

wear a Stetson you better have cattle.

All style and no substance

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/30/2023:  07:14:37

causes consternation amongst constituents

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/30/2023:  11:45:18

that sometimes forgets his-next-line

If everyone

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chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2023:  11:53:12

pays attention we’ll all be broke.

I’m hittin’ the road

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/30/2023:  16:29:42

yonder for parts unknown.

The only thing

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/31/2023:  17:16:50

I have to do is just make it to my destination.

He never

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2023:  17:39:40

told me where to get a map for parts unknown.

I’ll just head towards

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/01/2023:  03:52:35

Canada.

Maybe

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/01/2023:  08:18:39

I can find the way going this way.

Well that didn't

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/01/2023:  13:10:23

pan out.

Next

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2023:  18:26:12

stop will be Dora’s Gentlemen’s Club where I can get directions.

While I’m there

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/02/2023:  06:54:31

I think I’ll have my truck oil changed next door at “Dora’s Express Lube Job” where full service is offered with a smile.

Don’t you wonder

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/02/2023:  10:16:36

how they get the gals to work in the grease pit?

They

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2023:  15:20:08

always complain about breaking their nails.

Huey Hackensaw, the garage manager,

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/02/2023:  16:13:58

started a girls grease wrestling league.

So far

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2023:  13:11:20

no mud was flung.

Huey’s sister, Henrietta,

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/03/2023:  13:18:20

had a thing for the referee and wanted to tackle him.

This didn't

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/03/2023:  16:32:33

work well because of the poor footing in Valvoline 60w general purpose amber grease.

Of course

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2023:  17:51:38

the oil from the Alberta oil sands had some anti-slip grit in it.

Getting it across the border

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/04/2023:  05:23:24

by rolling oil filled barrels down Sandusky mountain and past border agents with backs turned was tricky.

But

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/04/2023:  08:37:24

it can be done if your very careful and watch what you're doing.

It seems

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2023:  09:36:16

the border line is vague at certain points on the prairies.

I couldn’t find

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/04/2023:  11:57:36

the dashed separation line (as shown on the map) anywhere.

Maybe

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/04/2023:  17:08:19

it was just under the staple hiding certain dashes.


If you

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2023:  17:55:36

walk north of Minot for a day you’ll wander into no-man’s land - the exact infinitesimal line.

No one can

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/05/2023:  13:59:07

understand the instructions that came with my new TV set.

I’ve tried

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2023:  16:17:07

going to Chinese language classes but all I can say is “Foo yung”.

From now on

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/05/2023:  16:18:54

to make sense of it but not having any luck.

Maybe

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/06/2023:  04:48:34

I’ll just have to rely on common sense and intuition.

Speaking of common sense

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/06/2023:  08:12:56

has anyone ever noticed how this board actually works?

Seems fairly

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2023:  10:07:10

difficult for Luddites like me.

I’ve discarded my slide rule

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/06/2023:  13:59:53

in favor of an abacus.

Now

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/07/2023:  08:00:36

the darn abacus quit working.

I need

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2023:  09:39:58

2 nights in a bordello followed by a visit to an Oriental massage parlo(u)r.

I’ve never been very politically correct

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/07/2023:  10:44:23

but I’ve been corrected for my political points of view.



Once

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chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2023:  18:35:56

I ran for dog catcher.

Dogs hated me

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/09/2023:  15:23:30

but I managed to catch most of them and took to the pound.

However

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/09/2023:  16:56:58

I did adopt a dog named Egypt, but that didn’t last because she left brown pyramids in all the rooms of my house.

I can’t

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2023:  20:39:58

seem to find a dog that will use my indoor outhouse.

I’m tired of being