Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/25/2014:  19:16:49

I'll start a sentence any you finish it Then you start one and someone finishes it and they starts another. 

When I go to work 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2014:  19:47:29

I think up clever insults for my foreman . When I got fired

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/25/2014:  20:00:42

they did me a favor. My next job was

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/25/2014:  20:35:53

banjo picker for Ricky Skaggs

​Do you know I was asked 

ErikH - Posted - 01/26/2014:  05:33:06

to play without strings?

After that I

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2014:  05:49:44

entered a kazoo playing competition. They asked me if

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/26/2014:  08:32:04

I wanted fries with that. I said, "We're all adults here, why don't

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/26/2014:  10:04:52

ring them up and have a party

Do you know the art of

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2014:  11:00:10

driving with one eye closed is lost?  My neighbour,who has an eyepatch, drinks beer and then

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/26/2014:  12:33:41

after about six he can do some pretty dang funny pirate imitations. Another one of my neighbors

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/26/2014:  13:40:01

is trying to find my still

When my car broke

ErikH - Posted - 01/26/2014:  16:03:07

I couldn't figure out why.  Then I noticed the large

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2014:  16:47:04

siphon hose coming out of my radiator. Some people will drink anything that

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/26/2014:  17:30:12

you can put in a glass

Did you see that

ErikH - Posted - 01/27/2014:  02:30:36

huge moose standing in the middle of the road? 

I've heard that

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/27/2014:  07:13:25

it's the ones you don't see that can kill you. The thing I remember most about being twelve years old

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2014:  07:43:28

is Rocky and Bullwinkle. I couldn't figure out how

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/27/2014:  18:52:30

to tie my shoes

Did you ever watch

ErikH - Posted - 01/28/2014:  02:25:03

Mr. Roger's Neighborhood?  

I'll never forget

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/28/2014:  08:04:45

the way she danced

Did you see the sky when

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2014:  08:06:51

I blew up the barn?

do you think it will hurt

jistgreg - Posted - 01/28/2014:  12:23:42

Mr. O's feelings that he can't run again? 

We can't all 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2014:  13:22:56

Fit in that hot tub. 

If I promise to be good will you let me

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/28/2014:  13:33:58

send you to the moon?

My Mother-in-law made some cheese

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2014:  15:20:25

And hasn't been seen since. 

I changed the oil in the car

ErikH - Posted - 01/28/2014:  15:31:33

and tried something different.

I took the old oil and

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2014:  16:05:27

Fried up some road killed possum. 

It tasted so good

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/28/2014:  17:20:31

, like chicken

The banjos aren't as good

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/28/2014:  19:02:06

dixie fried.

They need to be handpicked,then

jistgreg - Posted - 01/28/2014:  21:20:56

each tied to a cement block and dropped in a deep river. 

That was a trick I tried with 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/28/2014:  21:58:34

my ex-wife , but she landed right in a passing boat.

She threatened to go home to mother..

ErikH - Posted - 01/29/2014:  02:24:40

,but her mother moved and left no forwarding address.

Instead, she decided

jistgreg - Posted - 01/29/2014:  05:43:25

to have another flagon. 

She always was 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2014:  06:58:14

 a bit of a lush.

 Dim lights, thick smoke and 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2014:  07:33:12

lots of booze made her look attractive.

But in the morning,

jistgreg - Posted - 01/29/2014:  08:41:45

she often had to rummage through a man's wallet to find out whom she had woken up next to. 

When she thought of leaving the convent, 

RandyZ - Posted - 01/29/2014:  09:56:24

she didnt know it would become a habit.

meanwhile, back at the....

dflowers - Posted - 01/29/2014:  10:16:30

animal fair.  The big baboon by the light of the moon was combing

jistgreg - Posted - 01/29/2014:  10:28:43

through the obituaries, looking to see whether he was included. 

After a brief banjo interlude, 

dflowers - Posted - 01/29/2014:  10:34:07

fell on her knees after she sneezed.  But wait,

jistgreg - Posted - 01/29/2014:  10:41:21

he cried, "it was an interlude, not an interlewd!" 

Realizing the error of her ways, she 

RandyZ - Posted - 01/29/2014:  10:56:11

burst into a sub-harmonious wail.

upon hearing this racket,

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2014:  11:44:28

several of the hyenas bought tickets back to Africa.

The zoo keeper asked them

jistgreg - Posted - 01/29/2014:  12:05:03

whether they could see their way to taking her along. 

Without missing a beat, 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2014:  12:56:44

they said "only if Marlin Perkins comes with us .

"We're tired of cleaning up after a sea-sick baboon and Captain Ahab won't

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2014:  13:19:46

let us steer the boat.

We've decided the seafaring life is

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/29/2014:  16:09:40

is not for me

The gas can

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2014:  16:27:31

was leaking badly next to the space heater.

Marlin Perkins was heard to say,

RandyZ - Posted - 01/29/2014:  16:31:19

While Jim puts a full nelson on this crocodile, lll look at my....